im always either sleep deprived, sex deprived, food deprived or all of the above
(Source: cr0wz, via suckmyclit0ris)
"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."